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Chocolate High Heels (She'll Never Wear Them, She'll Never Forget Them)
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Chocolate High Heels (She'll Never Wear Them, She'll Never Forget Them)

Edible footwear. Zero arch support.

$120.00
Buy Now, Regret Later

The Verdict

A pair of dark chocolate stilettos filled with truffles, sitting in a gift box, solving a problem nobody had. One size fits all, which is easy when you're not supposed to walk in them.

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