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Astronaut Galaxy Projector
A tiny astronaut who has given up on Earth and is now just projecting his feelings onto your ceiling.
$25.99
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The Verdict
It floats. It beams a swirling galaxy across your entire room. It has a remote control, for reasons that remain unclear given the astronaut is not going anywhere. Your bedroom now looks like the inside of a fever dream, and honestly, it rules.
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