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Clocky Runaway Alarm Clock
Genuinely UnhingedDesk Oddities

Clocky Runaway Alarm Clock

Wakes you up by making you commit a small act of violence against your own furniture.

$31.99
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The Verdict

It beeps. You reach for it. It rolls off your nightstand and flees across the room on tank treads. You are now awake, furious, and chasing a clock at 6:30 AM. This is the plan working correctly.

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