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Banana Phone
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Banana Phone

A fully functional Bluetooth phone shaped like a banana. As seen on Shark Tank, for reasons.

$39.99
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The Verdict

It connects to your phone. It plays music. You will use it to take a real call in public at least once, and you will regret nothing. 1% of sales goes to gorilla conservation, which is somehow the least surprising fact about this product.

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