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Feisty Pets: Sammy Suckerpunch
Certified UnhingedPet Weirdness

Feisty Pets: Sammy Suckerpunch

A sweet, innocent plush dog that turns feral the second you squeeze it.

$27.00
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The Verdict

Cute. Cuddly. Fully at peace with the world. Squeeze it once and it reveals a snarling, fanged alter ego that suggests it has been holding something back this whole time. Genuinely unsettling, genuinely delightful.

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