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Motocross Goggles for a Dog Who Has Never Ridden a Motorcycle
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Motocross Goggles for a Dog Who Has Never Ridden a Motorcycle

Full wind and UV protection for a dog whose top speed is four mph, chasing squirrels.

$9.99
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The Verdict

Adjustable strap, UV lenses, and a rainbow tint that makes your dog look like it just left a rave. Genuinely built for wind and dust protection, in case your dog's Tuesday somehow involves off-roading. Comes in laser, green, pink, solid, and black, because dog eyewear apparently has a color story now.

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