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Magnetic Levitation Floating Globe
Defies PhysicsDesk Oddities

Magnetic Levitation Floating Globe

A globe that ignores gravity because rent is due and it's stressed too.

$31.99
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The Verdict

It floats. It glows. It serves zero practical function and every ounce of "why does this make me feel something." Your desk has never looked this confused and proud.

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