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Screaming Rubber Chicken
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Screaming Rubber Chicken

For when silence is overrated and your dog needs a reason to judge you.

$7.99
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The Verdict

Squeeze it. It screams. Your dog will either love it obsessively or stare at you with visible concern. Both reactions are correct.

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