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You Parked Like an Idiot Business Cards
Petty and ProudGag Gifts

You Parked Like an Idiot Business Cards

A pack of 100 pre-printed checklists for exactly how someone ruined your parking situation.

$12.99
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The Verdict

Nine specific parking violations, a checkbox for each, and a blank line for anything you did not anticipate. This is petty vengeance, professionally printed on 14pt cardstock, and it is somehow the most satisfying $12.99 you will ever spend.

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