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The Original All Seeing Lemon
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The Original All Seeing Lemon

A handmade silicone lemon with a realistic human eye. It watches. It judges. It sits in your fruit bowl.

$33.74
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The Verdict

Hand-sculpted in Los Angeles from silicone and resin, this is a genuine bestseller on Etsy with a 5-star shop rating. Comes in customizable colors and eye options. We have no notes. We have questions, but no notes.

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