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Rent-a-Goat Lawn Service

Yes, this is a real marketplace. Vegetation problem? There's a goat for that.

Price Depends on Goat Mood
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The Verdict

HireGoats.com connects you with actual goat and sheep herders who will send their animals to eat your overgrown land, then send you an invoice. Somehow this is a whole industry with proposals and a search bar.

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