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We Will Say Sorry So You Don't Have To
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We Will Say Sorry So You Don't Have To

A real Japanese agency that sends a professional to say sorry on your behalf. Bowing included.

Price Depends on
How Sorry You Are
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The Verdict

Shazai-daikou (a.k.a. The Apology Agency) is a real company in Japan with about 120 trained apology agents who track down the person you wronged and deliver a formal, in-person apology for you — full dogeza bow and all. It only operates in Japan, so no, you cannot outsource your next breakup text. We just think it should be more famous.

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