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Aggressively UnnecessaryKitchen Nonsense
OXO 3-in-1 Avocado Slicer
Solves a problem a knife has handled for approximately six thousand years.
$11.97
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The Verdict
It splits, pits, and slices an avocado with genuine precision. A butter knife also does all three of these things, for free, using a tool you already own. This exists anyway, and somehow 15,000 people gave it five stars.
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