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Vomiting Chicken Egg Separator
Technically a kitchen tool. Emotionally, a war crime against breakfast.
$7.99
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The Verdict
It separates eggs perfectly. It also looks like a ceramic chicken having the worst morning of its life. Both things are true, and only one of them will be a problem at brunch.
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