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X-Chef 5-Blade Herb Scissors
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X-Chef 5-Blade Herb Scissors

Five blades to chop herbs, because apparently one blade was too slow for basil.

$11.99
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The Verdict

It genuinely does chop herbs faster than a knife. It also comes with a tiny comb attachment to clean the blades, meaning you now own two specialized tools for a task your kitchen scissors already handled.

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