Gag Gifts

A gold-plated toilet with a customizable photo insert, crowning someone the undisputed King of the Throne.

A tiny hidden speaker that plays an infuriating ringtone from a location nobody will ever find.

A pack of 100 pre-printed checklists for exactly how someone ruined your parking situation.

A fake outlet and a fake fork, sold together as a toy, with a straight face.

A fully functional Bluetooth phone shaped like a banana. As seen on Shark Tank, for reasons.

A real, actual newspaper from the actual day you showed up. Yellowed edges included, free of charge.

An hourglass that exists solely to judge how long you have been on your phone in there.

Yes, someone decided to send you a potato. In a gold box. With candy.

Half horse, half shark, entirely a decision someone made on purpose.

For when silence is overrated and your dog needs a reason to judge you.

A pickle that yodels. We have questions, but mostly about you.

An empty box that looks exactly like a toilet-cleaning robot. That's the whole gift.