Kitchen Nonsense

Technically a kitchen tool. Emotionally, a war crime against breakfast.

A fork that stretches from 8.7 to 25.4 inches, for reasons your dinner guests will never fully process.

Five blades to chop herbs, because apparently one blade was too slow for basil.

A dedicated stainless steel tool for a task your fingers have handled since birth.

Solves a problem a knife has handled for approximately six thousand years.